Is Aunt Zeituni’s Make-over Enough to Keep Her From Being Deported?

First of all, Ms. Zeituni is looking fab-u-lous these days! I guess if my nephew were the President, I could get some new hair and clothes, too! Now, on with the show.

Obama’s Aunt, 57-year-old Zeituni Onyango, really, really wants to stay in America. In fact, she wants to stay here so badly, she defied a judge’s 2004 deportation order. Well! Alright for doing as you damn well, please!

Onyango’s illegal immigration status was revealed days before Obama was elected America’s 1st African American president. Subsequent to Obama’s presidency, a judge dismissed Onyango’s deportation order and granted her a new trial. Hey! What judge is going to deport the President’s aunt, without at least giving it further consideration?

Tomorrow, Onyango, her new hair, and her new clothes, will go before the court and try to convince them to let her stay. It’s being speculated that her lawyers are going to argue that because she is Obama’s aunt, she would be a political target, if she were sent back to Kenya. Really?! What about Obama’s other relatives in Kenya? Should we start preparing green cards for them, too?

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Score: Transgendered 1, IRS 0

Boston, Massachusetts --- 65-year-old Rhiannon O'Donnabhain, who was born with a penis and traded it in for a vagina, has set a legal precedent for anyone who is considering a sex change. O'Donnabhain successfully sued the IRS for the right to deduct her sex reassignment surgery costs, from her taxes.

Initially, the IRS denied O'Donnabhain’s $25,000 deduction. Their position was that a sex change operation is not a medically necessary procedure. The U.S. Tax Court disagreed:

“(The IRS’ position is) at best a superficial characterization of the circumstances; thoroughly rebutted by the medical evidence,” said the court.

"I think what the court is saying is that surgery and hormone therapy for transgender people to alleviate the stress associated with gender identity disorder is legitimate medical care," said Jennifer Levi, a GLAD attorney.

I have to give to transsexuals, they are have no problem with standing up for what they believe in, and fighting for their rights. You go, girl!

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Man Who Helped Himself to Haitian Boys Faces Sexual Abuse Charges

39-year-old Douglas Perlitz was arrested in Sept. of 2009 for manipulating, molesting, and for all I know, raping young Haitian boys. Perlitz was the founder of "Project Pierre Toussaint", a home for impoverished Haitian children. Perlitz used his organization to gain sexual access to young boys. Project Pierre Toussaint is now closed.

Young homeless boys were lured into Perlitz's web with promises of food, shelter, cell phones, and money. Boys who refused Perlitz's advances weren't allowed into his program, those who were already residents, were kicked out of Perlitz's home, if they refused to have sex with him.

If convicted, Perlitz faces 30 years in prison and a $2.5 million fine.

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Scott Brown Has His Priorities in Order

Scott Brown, former soft-porn star turned politician, wants to use his influence as a Senator, to get his daughter Ayla a second shot on American Idol. Now that's a politician who knows how to prioritize!

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Army Suicides are up... WAY UP!

According to the Defense Department, there were 160 REPORTED active-duty Army suicides in 2009. In 2008, there were 140. That's 20 more soldiers who killed themselves, after being subjected to hellish conditions, while fighting America's oil-war. The increase in military suicides includes men between the ages of 18 to 30, and an increasing number of women.

Did I forget to thank Obama for sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan?

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